You've found the SECRET BONUS STAGE of the internet!!!

You want to hear the pointless ravings of a self absorbed, egotistical, overly opinionated malcontent? Boy, did you pick the right place. This will be a dumping grounds for all manner of gripe, rant, slanted political philosophy, skewed views on morality, religion, human right and the proper way to back a ham and cheese sandwich. (it goes bread, mustard, mayo, ham, cheese lettuce , bread!! Not bread mustard, mayo, lettuce, cheese, ham, bread!!!) There will also be many shameless displays of geekdom, nerddom, and yes, ocasionally even dorkdom so be forewarned. So before we get started, here are some ground rules:

1) No, I do not use spell check. Get ovre ti.

2) No I won't change my opinion because you have a valid point or can construct a good argument. But money talks. I can be swayed for $50, convinced for $200, and I'll be a Zealot for $1000!!!

3)If you're entertained, great. If you're enraged, even better. If your dog goes blind, your complaint is with Hartz dogfood, not me.

4) Anything interesting will be posted in the journal.